Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Today, you're gonna get thrown out of Weinerschnitzel!

The black guy dies first.
Today, you'll find yourself completely unable to wait for lunchtime because lunchtime is when you get to talk to Sarah, the 17-year old girl who works behind the counter at Weinerschnitzel. 

Sarah looks exactly like Annie, a girl you were on a date with from high school who died on Prom Night. 

A bit of history.  Years ago on Prom Night, you were driving the car and you bet everyone in the car that you could make it across the train tracks before the train passed. 

No one in the car took the bet and they begged you to just take them to the Prom so that everyone could live out the night they had dreamed about throughout their teens, but you thought that by them being scared it would just make Prom Night all the more memorable when you sailed past the train tracks with only half a moment to spare as the train horn screamed in the night, already retreating behind you, with your laughter drifting out the car windows. 

Oh, you were all so young.

It didn't work out that way though, because everyone in the car died except for you.

Which is why you like ordering lunch from Sarah every day because it lets you pretend that the world stopped just minutes before you were all hit by that train, and it lets you pretend that Annie isn't dead, but that she's still 17 and she got a job at Weinerschnitzel.

Unfortunately you find yourself unwelcome in Weinerschnitzel and unable to enjoy a nice simple chili dog because eventually the manager stepped in front of Sarah and told you that you aren't allowed to eat lunch there anymore since every time you ordered something you followed it up by screaming "I'M SO SO SORRY!" and then lunging across the counter to try and hug Sarah and it scared his customers.

So tomorrow you'll head over to Fresh & Easy, where one of the cashier guys looks like Jared, one of your friends who was in the backseat.

Except more of a mexican version of Jared.

You can't wait for lunch tomorrow!

2 comments:

  1. Is it bad of me that I laughed at the Mexican Jared line? Still, very sober stuff here.

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  2. sometimes I like to get serious. Be prepared for some absolute sap pretty soon! yay melodrama!

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